I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that
(Source: soothingmask1)

(via radio-katalipsi)




If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
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i’ve probably aged 4 years this year
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